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I'm Not Retired I'm A Full-Time Grandma | Unisex Deluxe Tee

Retirement? Never heard of it. The 9 to 5 ended and a better job started: full-time Grandma. The hours are long, the pay is hugs, and the boss is three feet tall.

Why You'll Love It

  • The joke lands in two seconds. Bold vintage varsity print that says what every grandma is already thinking.
  • Soft enough to sleep in. Our Deluxe Tee is buttery, breathable cotton that gets softer with every wash.
  • Runs true to size. Not boxy, not tight. Order your usual size.

The Details

  • Unisex Deluxe Tee in classic Black
  • Cream and gold vintage print on the front
  • Sizes S through 5XL

Care & Shipping

  • Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
  • Printed and shipped from the USA.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.4 / 5 from 853 reviews.

Customer photo review of I Like How She Explodes | Deluxe Tee

We had such a fun time on the 4th of July wearing our shirts! I can’t tell you how many compliments we received! So many that I’d be surprised if some of our crazy friends didn’t order them for next year! Great quality. Screen printing was vibrant and didn’t fade when I washed them. Shipping was in a timely manner and as expected. We will definitely order from this company again.

I Like How She Explodes | Deluxe Tee

Customer photo review of My Girlfriend Will Kill You Tee

I have not received my t-shirts. After investigating the issue, I was informed that the shipment was returned to your side because incorrect documentation was provided to the carrier on your side. What is even more disappointing is that I have been trying to contact you for over three weeks through both email and Instagram regarding this matter, yet I have not received a single response from your team. I am extremely disappointed with the lack of communication and handling of this shipment. This level of service is unacceptable, and I expect a prompt resolution to this matter.

My Girlfriend Will Kill You Tee

Customer photo review of Lucky F: Irish Green St. Patrick’s Day Tee (Unisex)*

I was worried they were going to arrive late but was pleasantly surprised when they arrived on time!!! They were comfortable and we got a lot of laughs and compliments for our choice of wear on St Patty’s Day.

Lucky F: Irish Green St. Patrick’s Day Tee (Unisex)*

Customer photo review of He's My Midnight Kiss

This was our first New Year's Eve together and the shirts were perfect! I will be looking for other couples shirts to make our future memories.

He's My Midnight Kiss

Customer photo review of Chest 2023

Love the shirts, second year in a row we ordered these novelty shirts and my family gets a good laugh and can’t wait for us to unveil them.

Chest 2023