I'd Rather Be Abducted Deluxe Unisex Tee

Name: I'd Rather Be Abducted Deluxe Unisex Tee
Brand: Printify
SKU: 24216393434198279568
Price: 34.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Some days the human experience is a lot. Some days you're just waiting for the tractor beam. Original retro sci-fi UFO design paired with the phrase I'd Rather Be Abducted, printed on our softest garment-dyed Pepper tee. Deadpan, cosmic, and wearable escape hatch.

Printed and shipped from the USA
Small-batch USA prints, no mass stock
Runs true to size, order your usual size
Buttery-soft ringspun cotton, not boxy, not tight
Original design from our studio

Size	Width	Length
XS	16 in (40.6 cm)	27 in (68.6 cm)
S	18 in (45.7 cm)	28 in (71.1 cm)
M	20 in (50.8 cm)	29 in (73.7 cm)
L	22 in (55.9 cm)	30 in (76.2 cm)
XL	24 in (61.0 cm)	31 in (78.7 cm)
2XL	26 in (66.0 cm)	32 in (81.3 cm)
3XL	28 in (71.1 cm)	33 in (83.8 cm)

Size	Width	Length
XS	16.5 in (41.9 cm)	27 in (68.6 cm)
S	18 in (45.7 cm)	28 in (71.1 cm)
M	20 in (50.8 cm)	29 in (73.7 cm)
L	22 in (55.9 cm)	30 in (76.2 cm)
XL	24 in (61.0 cm)	31 in (78.7 cm)
2XL	26 in (66.0 cm)	32 in (81.3 cm)
3XL	28 in (71.1 cm)	33 in (83.8 cm)
4XL	30 in (76.2 cm)	34 in (86.4 cm)

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25 in (46.4 cm)	26.63 in (67.6 cm)
M	20.25 in (51.4 cm)	28 in (71.1 cm)
L	22 in (55.9 cm)	29.38 in (74.6 cm)
XL	24 in (61.0 cm)	30.75 in (78.1 cm)
2XL	26 in (66.0 cm)	31.75 in (80.6 cm)
3XL	28 in (71.1 cm)	32.75 in (83.2 cm)
4XL	30 in (76.2 cm)	33.75 in (85.7 cm)

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